A Critique of Toby's Fable, "Ryamiah"

I commend Toby’s tale of imagination and fantasy, it is a wonderful depiction of his own personal mental state. However, I can do nothing short of be appalled at his belief in his claims. One might recall my recollections of Toby’s past life and my most recent one on how I feel about him, and I believe my statements are well substantiated. I admit my words in the past have, at times, been embellished a bit, but facts nonetheless. Let us begin the spiral down into the world of madness:

Fact or Fiction?
Claim #1 Ryan and Jeremiah are dating:
Toby’s only support that he draws from this statement is the picture he posted in the previous post. The person with common sense can easily observe that the picture of Ryan’s face was imposed on the bride standing next to me. An imaginative leap for a desperate soul: FICTION

Claim #2 Jeremiah and Ryan are lovers
This claim, I must admit, can be held plausible since no solid evidence can be put forth at the present time. However, I can safely undermine this as a substantial accusation by investigating its real source. Anyone who wants to get to the heart of the matter has only to ask Toby’s wife of his captivation with all things relating to same gender relations and I promise it will prove to be most fruitful for my case. It makes one wonder if this obnoxious obsession has anything to do with jealousy spawned from his very own tale of fantasy. An imaginative leap for a pathetic prosecutor: FICTION

Claim #3 Changing my major to Fashion
Sharing my love for spandex and pokadots with the world, however true this may be, has NEVER detoured me from my current major. Any investigator has only to pull out my records to see my current enrollment in Theology, as well as my applications for two grad schools of a religious nature! Him stretching my love for pokadots and spandex to such an extreme to changing my major, proves he is (once again) consumed with all things remotely relating to the word “gay”. An imaginative leap for a deranged mind: FICTION

Claim #4 Purchased a home in Compton
Considering I am living in Pasadena and will be for at least 2 years, one must wonder why he feels it is important to make up such a claim? It would have been more believable if he said I was “planning” on purchasing a home. At least this would have relieved him of his contradictory claim! An imaginative leap for a LOSER: FICTION

Claim #5 Gay men love malt liquor
Is it just me, or does anyone wonder how it is that HE knows this? Overhearing a conversation between the two of us will let any third party know of his more vast knowledge of liquor than me. The buck doesn’t stop there though. He also knows that “northern lights” is the street name for marijuana (as he confessed while watching the episode of The Office titled, “Drug Testing”). I will let the jury decide what his knowledge of this subject implies. An imaginative leap for a hypocrite: FICTION

Claim #6…………..
Now I am beginning to lose interest in defending claims that border on insanity and elementary school methodology. It is any scholar’s nightmare to have to deal with ludicrous propositions and infantile speculations set forth by the individual Tobias Lewsadder.

Thus I will end with two comments:
“Ivanka?” He clearly thought of “Ivan” (who was the “Great” prince of Russia in the 16th century), than simply added “ka”, which is an abbreviation of the German word meaning “cathode”. Can anyone not see the sad attempt to “create” a name?

“Tobias”: A Jewish hero that married his “KINSWOMAN” Sarah.

…”KINS”woman…
need I say more?




post script: I LOVE MY WIFE!!!