It has come to my recent attention that my so called "secrets" have been revealed by Tobias, all in which are no more than rants and raves from a depraved and foolish mind. His accusations and claims must be undermined by showing the lack of reliability of the weak source that produced them. As such, it is my duty to reveal to you the true Tobias...
Like all stories that narrate a story about a fall of a man, Tobias' beginning is as unfortunate and tragic as the common criminal. Born from a prostitute named Candy, he was raised in Manadero, Mexico by a pimp named Muerte. With no moral grounds to guide his conduct from such a dysfunctional home, he later became a drug dealer for little children. And it is from this low-life way of living that would later convict him in his later years. In fact, the way he tried to be redeemed from such a horrible profession was to later work with dysfunctional kids (Ever wonder why he worked with such kids? Well there's the truth of its origins). But I must not step away from his past so quickly. His drug dealership was only one aspect of his life that is appalling. Shortly after the genesis of his dealings, he became a heroine addict. For 5 years he was put in an asylum, due to massive delirium caused by the drugs. And it was during those dark days of his life that he dedicated his ways to the resurrection of Adolph Hitler and the pursuit of Aryan supremacy. Thus he began to believe that the "whiteness" of himself was a pure element of the divine. He began to derive from this a deep sense of racism that is masked by his zealousness of equality today. Do not let this fool you though. Alas! I too believed, at one point, that he was a genuine person and loved all races. But the facts speak for themselves and it is my moral duty to let you know such things. However, amongst the volumes of information I could still give the reader, I must speak of one last element that fills me with such pity for him.
His wedding was staged!!!!!! I can trace this back to when he first moved in with Jamie. Jamie, God bless her heart, took him in out of pity and supported him while he went through withdrawals from his drug habit. However, the drug demanded too much and his appetite could not be quenched. He than turned on Jamie and made her pretend that there relationship was rich with love. But I knew better! I could see that he was living a lie and was hurting my dearest cousin. Thus for years I have sought to deliver her from such a prison, but I have indeed failed. Against her will, he made her marry him. I have yet to discover how he got key members of our family to buy into such lies and attend the marriage in complete ignorance, but my suspicions lie in Tobias' trickery and deception.
It is these times where I don't know to be in complete rage at such terrible acts, or be filled with pity at the poor soul.
But there it is, in its most simple abridged form. Tobias Lewsadder has lived a lie. DON'T BELIEVE IT!!
post script: I LOVE REBECCA PRICE!!!
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The truth seems to sting even more read out loud. I must reveal one more piece to the story, a part that maybe neither one of us want to be know.
While getting treatment for my addiction, I met a young male nurse (not gaylord focker) that really helped me realize who I am. He was a young man who held me each night, greeted me with kisses each morning and actually was the first man I .... (I better not go into that)
This young man was jeremiah. He made me feel like it was ok to be me. I fell in love with him and will never give up hope that someday we will be together. He still occassionally sneaks me a kiss or two but he had hidden his love behind this marriage he claims to be entering.
Jeremiah, these secrets of my past were for your ears only, you decided to share them so now I must confess my love for you.
Sorry Rebecca, game on.
Your love,
Toby
The truth seems to sting even more read aloud. I must reveal one more piece to the story, a part that maybe neither one of us want to be known.
While getting treatment for my addiction, I met a young male nurse (not gaylord focker) that really helped me realize who I am. He was a young man who held me each night, greeted me with kisses each morning and actually was the first man I .... (I better not go into that)
This young man was jeremiah. He made me feel like it was ok to be me. I fell in love with him and will never give up hope that someday we will be together. He still occassionally sneaks me a kiss or two but he had hidden his love behind this marriage he claims to be entering.
Jeremiah, these secrets of my past were for your ears only, you decided to share them so now I must confess the truth of our love.
Sorry Rebecca, game on.
Your love,
Toby
LOL. (chanting) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! :p
Toby, If the game is on, then you best be ready for what I'll bring.
~Rebecca
bring it on girl, you dont own any friends dvds, any of the office series, and you dont shop at trader joes..... you cant win. the key to a mans heart is his stomach.
Oh Toby,
I pity you, for you think your most receint comment was so clever. Alas for you, what you already "have on me" are things I can easily acquire. What I have one you, a sleak attractive female body complete with captivating curves, and some anatomy that will make him ... well you get my point, what I have, you simply can't get nor give to him. That's why there really is no competition, because the real way to a man's heart is through his "appetites" and I can satisfy them all.
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