I decided to post a e-mail I got. It has some pretty funny and interesting points. Hope you enjoy. As for any updates, not much really. There was an interesting debate that was brought up in my Christian Theology class. It went along the idea of whether christians should be involved with politics, or should they just let the government do their own thing. I firmly believe that God calls His servants to make a God-glorifying society. He tell us to change the WHOLE world and to be a light on a hill top and salt to the earth. Whether other people believe in our God or not, we must make a stand and oppose the immoral aspects that are threatening our country (homosexual movements, abortion, cloning, etc). We must not be sitting aside idly and only do something when it directly hits us. This road only seems to be "persecution hungry". I, no doubt, believe persecution is part of any faith that chooses to make a stand, but one isn't to "look" for it. Anyways, God wants to be in every part of our lives. Politics is no exception. Politics is a tool (a powerful one indeed) which Christians can use to help change the world in which we live. How can we exclude God, as Christians, from such an important aspect of our world?
Enough chat, on with the quotes:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If you send someone polystyrene, how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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