Why not the CD player?

On Tuesday night, after a long dress rehearsal for this weekends Christmas play, I went out to my car to find it unlocked. Did I leave it unlocked? That's an excellent question! The answer is no, I did not. But I thought nothing of it. So once I arrived home a little after 10:15 pm, I went inside to chat with some friends online. Around 12:30 am, I decided to go out and grab a Beef and Potato burrito from Taco Bell (beeeef. To bad there's no cheddar on them!) I also needed to check on a lady's cat whom I was taking care of, but to my surprise my door would not open! Alas!! Apparently the lock was jammed. I thought nothing of it (considering my car is slowly falling apart anyways) and took my brothers truck instead.

The next day my brother saw the damaged lock and said it appeared to have been broken into. That was a little confusing because nothing seemed to be missing. It turns out that whomever broke into my car stole my backpack! That's right! Out of all the cars in the parking lot, they chose mine and stole my petty backpack. They didn't even take the CD player! What kind of person does that? Honestly! So now I have finals next week, with no notes and no textbooks to study from.

Hmmmm, do I dare venture forth in this dark hour of my life?! Do I dare behold what lies before me?! Will I have the courage to do what it takes?

What the heck am I talking about?