A Critique of Toby's Fable, "Ryamiah"

I commend Toby’s tale of imagination and fantasy, it is a wonderful depiction of his own personal mental state. However, I can do nothing short of be appalled at his belief in his claims. One might recall my recollections of Toby’s past life and my most recent one on how I feel about him, and I believe my statements are well substantiated. I admit my words in the past have, at times, been embellished a bit, but facts nonetheless. Let us begin the spiral down into the world of madness:

Fact or Fiction?
Claim #1 Ryan and Jeremiah are dating:
Toby’s only support that he draws from this statement is the picture he posted in the previous post. The person with common sense can easily observe that the picture of Ryan’s face was imposed on the bride standing next to me. An imaginative leap for a desperate soul: FICTION

Claim #2 Jeremiah and Ryan are lovers
This claim, I must admit, can be held plausible since no solid evidence can be put forth at the present time. However, I can safely undermine this as a substantial accusation by investigating its real source. Anyone who wants to get to the heart of the matter has only to ask Toby’s wife of his captivation with all things relating to same gender relations and I promise it will prove to be most fruitful for my case. It makes one wonder if this obnoxious obsession has anything to do with jealousy spawned from his very own tale of fantasy. An imaginative leap for a pathetic prosecutor: FICTION

Claim #3 Changing my major to Fashion
Sharing my love for spandex and pokadots with the world, however true this may be, has NEVER detoured me from my current major. Any investigator has only to pull out my records to see my current enrollment in Theology, as well as my applications for two grad schools of a religious nature! Him stretching my love for pokadots and spandex to such an extreme to changing my major, proves he is (once again) consumed with all things remotely relating to the word “gay”. An imaginative leap for a deranged mind: FICTION

Claim #4 Purchased a home in Compton
Considering I am living in Pasadena and will be for at least 2 years, one must wonder why he feels it is important to make up such a claim? It would have been more believable if he said I was “planning” on purchasing a home. At least this would have relieved him of his contradictory claim! An imaginative leap for a LOSER: FICTION

Claim #5 Gay men love malt liquor
Is it just me, or does anyone wonder how it is that HE knows this? Overhearing a conversation between the two of us will let any third party know of his more vast knowledge of liquor than me. The buck doesn’t stop there though. He also knows that “northern lights” is the street name for marijuana (as he confessed while watching the episode of The Office titled, “Drug Testing”). I will let the jury decide what his knowledge of this subject implies. An imaginative leap for a hypocrite: FICTION

Claim #6…………..
Now I am beginning to lose interest in defending claims that border on insanity and elementary school methodology. It is any scholar’s nightmare to have to deal with ludicrous propositions and infantile speculations set forth by the individual Tobias Lewsadder.

Thus I will end with two comments:
“Ivanka?” He clearly thought of “Ivan” (who was the “Great” prince of Russia in the 16th century), than simply added “ka”, which is an abbreviation of the German word meaning “cathode”. Can anyone not see the sad attempt to “create” a name?

“Tobias”: A Jewish hero that married his “KINSWOMAN” Sarah.

…”KINS”woman…
need I say more?




post script: I LOVE MY WIFE!!!

a Good day for a Good book

The overcast clouds and drizzling rain make me want to stay at home and read a good book. But sadly, I am at school getting ready for my next class. Now believe me when I say that I am grateful that I am in school, but sometimes one just wants to do something else!!! If I didn't have to go to school today, I would open up my blinds at home, lay out on the couch and read a good horror novel.

I sort of had a nostalgic experience while driving to school. I thought way back when I was in 4th grade. I remember it clearly. It was overcast and raining, just like it is today, and I sat down and read Mr. Murder the entire day. I spent a glorious 10 hours reading! I wish I was home right now, reading Mr. Murder again and enjoying the comforts of a blanket and hot cup of constant comet...




post script: I LOVE MY WIFE!!!

post post script: you got nothing on me Toby

the curse

There's not a day that goes by that I'm not plagued by this filth of a person. I know I shouldn't feel this way, but its almost like I have no other option. Everytime I see him I hold back the tears at the horrible stench he gives off. I smile, shake his hand, only to immediately wipe off the sweat and dirt when he turns away. I encourage him in anyway I can, but he continually drinks and swears at anyone who reminds him of his upbringing. I'm sort of at a lost at times. I have no problems with homosexuals, but his "joking" taunts towards me makes me very uncomfortable. I can't escape the thought that he is always watching me when I leave his place...starring at me. The anger in me wants to lash out at his own hatred for life. Being impotent, made evident from his past marriage, led him to his new sickening lifestyle and his greed is a result of his reliance on welfare.
If anyone can tell me how I can treat Toby with kindness rather than pure abhorrence, let me know.




post script: I LOVE MY WIFE!!!

Post-Valentine commentary

Yesterday was a good day. It was busy and long, but good nonetheless. Rebecca and I didn't go out to eat or do anything fancy (I had school and work till about 8 o'clock), but we did share a few sweet gifts in the morning before heading off to our busy days. We both went to visit my brother in Hampton Inn in Newhall after work, and we all ate pizza and chatted in his room. Good times, good socializing, great family, wrapped up with love.

And Rebecca, my dearest Valentine, everyday is beautiful when I look into your eyes...




post script: I LOVE MY WIFE!!!

a "little" grief

I miss my Pepsi...

Biblical Greek

When I first came to The Master's College, I was interested in Greek. I decided to take Hebrew due to the fact that the cousins who I was living with were Jews and I thought it would be helpful. Although I do not regret having some basic knowledge of Hebrew, I wish I would have taken Greek so I would have a much greater knowledge by now. However, my schedule last semester and this semester would not allow for Greek. Naturally, with my further knowledge in theology, I have felt the necessity of learning Greek as well as my growing desire to take on such an enterprise. Hopefully, while attending Talbot, I can take a couple of classes to further my skill. For now, I have done some research and talked to Greek scholars here at the school and found some great material for self-learning Biblical Greek. I am really excited about doing it, even though I am aware that it will be quite challenging.
It will just be so awesome to read the Bible (New Testament, more specifically) in the original language it was written in! Well, on to Greek!!



post script: I LOVE MY WIFE!!!